I was just wondering . . . .

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Why do so many people quit looking for work when they find a job?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
What is the speed of dark?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Right?
If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to become troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do park rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
Do they sterilise the needle before a lethal injection?
Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?
If convenience stores are open 24 hours a day and 7 days a week, why do they have locks on the door.
How do you know when it's time to tune a set of bagpipes?
How do they get koalas to cross at those yellow signs beside the road?
Why hasn't someone invented a digital sundial?
How do you adjust a sundial for the start and finish of daylight saving?
Why aren't aeroplanes made out of that stuff that they use for the Black Box?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Answers and/or contributions welcome. E-mail: brian@bradprint.com.au

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